Jacob (New Moon)lol they are hilarious i love jacob(but i still love edward) hahaha!! mwah!
10. “He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.”
9. “How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?”
8. “He was right – she was beating herself up about hurting his feelings. The girl was a classic martyr. She’d totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.”
7. “I’d been planning to take off and get some Z’s, but the chance to ruin Rosalie’s morning seemed too good to pass up.”
6. “I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea.”
5. “You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
4. “See. Charlie. Afterwards. See Charlie when she’s all sparkly white with the bright red eyes. I’m not a bloodsucker, so maybe I’m missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal.”
3. “Where is this psycho crap coming from? Are you making this up as you go?”
2. “I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.”
1. “Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
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